... today hwa soon made a startling confession that he, or rather she, was a female once. the story goes that she wanted to be a guy, and went for a sex-operation. he professes that he has his birth certificate to prove he was once a female. Claiming to be ball'less, he told the class his tragic story of recovery having his upper body removed and ass shaped. But the doctors worked on his pelvis for most of the operation, being the most vital part of the change... now we know there's more to it than his face that's preventing him from tying the knot.

Claiming to be a She-male, once named nicky and now ricky, being also knowned as theophilus, having that priceless immaturity, retarded face, spastic way of functioning, is said to have graduated from oloo-sembawang secondary school, and taught by MR TAY for maths in his secondary school!!

Only one name lives up to all that.. Chew Hwa Soon.