alright.. so it was my birthday todae.. and ur birthday in victoria is NOT a safe day for you.. you will try to ensure that no one remembers and allow that day pass.. or else this will be what the day will be like for you...

okay, the morning was fine, nothing happened yet.. went down for recess and then i started sensing the danger already... while eating wanton me.. for the corner of my eye i could see j-wei and zhihan approaching menacingly. when they were like behind me.. i swerved around to protect myself.. 4 arms versus my 2.. i fought between protecting my manhood and attacking theirs... nothing much else happened during that recess, not that bad. hoped they dun follow up during lunch.. which actually was inevitable - coz they had already planned to gang me during lunch..

okay so i walked into the canteen again during lunch, knowing they were coming.. but didn't know where they were.. when i was well at the centre of the canteen... suddenly, lionel, j-wei, dennis, farrell, and some other ppl [i was busy protecting myself again, so not too sure who].. yup so i guess i was desperately trying to fend off the lot of them.. then pravind almost rallied the whole lot of them to sing birthday song in the canteen... phew they didn't.. or i would be like so darn embarrassed... as it always results in the entire cohort looking at you..

later retreated to the den with j-wei.. again.. another session.. j-wei and zhihan attacked me again, like thrice... back in class, farrell tried to jack me again.. and then dennis and benjamin turned up.. and chased me round the classroom..

yup so that's how i spent my birthday in school, running round trying to protect my manhood. yes, that's how victoria does it.. thanks to law and johnathan for giving me the card, and the victorians who wished me a happy birthday!! =)