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Wednesday, February 2
7:13 pm
first and foremost, happy birthday j-wei!
and i uploaded a NEW video, of j-wei looking retarded, as usual.

birthdays are painful, especially for retar..i mean jwei.. same thing.

the day b4, dennis and i were discussing how best to make it memorable for him.. haiz too bad due to our compassion for him, we decided to flagpole and punch his balls.. it could have been way worse..
we talked abt the possibility of using eggs, piss bombs, water bombs, flour. come to think of it, why didn't we think of icing his balls.. nvm..

okay so set, we were to pin him down, hoist him up, and flagpole him, and jack him as things progressed.

recess nth happened.. just the guys stood round and sang him happy bday.. before fisting him down there.. bought 2 papayas.. wanted to use it for lunch..

lunch, everyone appeared outside 4F, his class, by now he was defending himself at all cost, kicking out ruthlessly. last 20 mins of lunch, dennis warned j-wei to turn up at the scout's den, if not he'll get it during tham's lesson.. [the teacher j-wei crushes, shall post some of tham's pics soon]

honestly, dunno why he that dumb to turn up at the den, there we screwed him. actually he wanted his wallet back.. carrying some jagged piece of wood, waving it abt, defending himself. wushu jonathan and roy somehow immobalized jwei at the staircase landing. the rest of us went in, pinned him down, with him yelling out, wiggling, kicking relentlessly. too many of us, he soon lost the strenght.. we carried him, tried to flagpole him against the gate - a sudden burst of energy in hope of saving him little brother caused us to fail. we carried him further and wanted to flagpole him at the timber shed, somehow it didn't work..

he broke free, by now extremely mad. his face super scary, like going to kill somebody, then he turn to me, wth. kena chased ard b4 he gave up, coz the rest surrounded him and immobalized him yet again. this time was outside in the driveway.. and then they somehow managed to flagpole him successfully on the lamppost. alright. his desperate crys - i'm sadistic. dennis then jacked him real hard. instantly he fell to the ground, holding his groin and groaning in agony. then he was super pissed.. and that's when he grabbed the mop.. and went for dennis. of coz cannot catch dennis.. damn sad he's not fast enough.. then kena bullied. hahahaha.

there are some pictures and a video clip. i'm sort of pissed i wasn't with my camera when they were flagpoling or when j-wei was kneeling down in pain.. total crap.. it would be damn nice to have it.. wasted..

birthday's are fun. when its not your bdae =)



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